thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

6 hours ago // 319,535 notes

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
7 hours ago // 67,823 notes